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FemOwl, knowing how I have been working on changing my image from "sweet" to "White Trash Slut" presented this newest version of the Barbie doll.........if you look closely, you might even see the hickey on the side of her neck.... :)

A few words about a White Trash Slut: (from oosh)

* She's the sort of girl a fellow really wants to take home to mother - when mother isn't home.
* She's a home girl - she doesn't care whose.
* She's a girl who leads a conventional life - she shows up at all the conventions.
* When it comes time for her to say " I do," she'll have to be careful not to say " I did."
* The story of her life can be summed up in one word - YES!
* At college she was voted the 'Girl With Whom You Are Most Likely to Succeed'
* She's a lover of the outdoors. She doesn't do badly indoors either.
* Her motto is : To err is human, but it feels divine.
* She owes that mink coat to her Power of Positive Winking.
* The fellows all call her "Rumor", she goes from mouth to mouth.
* At college she wore a sweater with a letter given to those who made the team.
* Good girls are born, but girls like her are made.
* She's the real "goody-goody" type. When propositioned, she says "Goody-goody."

Definition of : A White Trash Slut

* She has a great capacity for love - so emotionally, so feelingly, so affectionately, and so UNIVERSALLY.
* The epitaph on her tombstone will likely read : 'At Last She Sleeps - Alone.'
* She's so knowledgeable about sex, the birds and the bees study HER.
* She's kissed so many sailors, her lips move in and out with the tide.
* She's one for the book - every guy's little black book.
* When she asks a fellow, "Who said you can make love to me?", he usually answers, "Just about everybody."
* Men don't meet her - she overtakes them.
* She doesn't chase men. Does a mousetrap have to chase a mouse?
* She has very little will power, and even less won't power.
* She can speak five languages, but can't say "no" in any of them.
* She permits men liberties only within certain limits --city/state/country.
* It's amazing what she can get away with and still keep her amateur standing.

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