| A few words about a White Trash Slut: (from oosh)
* She's the sort of girl a fellow really wants to take home to mother
- when mother isn't home.
* She's a home girl - she doesn't care whose.
* She's a girl who leads a conventional life - she shows up at all
the conventions.
* When it comes time for her to say " I do," she'll have to be
careful not to say " I did."
* The story of her life can be summed up in one word - YES!
* At college she was voted the 'Girl With Whom You Are Most Likely to
Succeed'
* She's a lover of the outdoors. She doesn't do badly indoors
either.
* Her motto is : To err is human, but it feels divine.
* She owes that mink coat to her Power of Positive Winking.
* The fellows all call her "Rumor", she goes from mouth to mouth.
* At college she wore a sweater with a letter given to those who made
the team.
* Good girls are born, but girls like her are made.
* She's the real "goody-goody" type. When propositioned, she says
"Goody-goody."
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Definition of : A White Trash Slut
* She has a great capacity for love - so emotionally, so feelingly,
so affectionately, and so UNIVERSALLY.
* The epitaph on her tombstone will likely read : 'At Last She Sleeps
- Alone.'
* She's so knowledgeable about sex, the birds and the bees study
HER.
* She's kissed so many sailors, her lips move in and out with the
tide.
* She's one for the book - every guy's little black book.
* When she asks a fellow, "Who said you can make love to me?", he
usually answers, "Just about everybody."
* Men don't meet her - she overtakes them.
* She doesn't chase men. Does a mousetrap have to chase a mouse?
* She has very little will power, and even less won't power.
* She can speak five languages, but can't say "no" in any of
them.
* She permits men liberties only within certain limits
--city/state/country.
* It's amazing what she can get away with and still keep her amateur
standing.
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